10. I left home when it was dark and got home when it was dark... Why can't you fall back arizona???
9. I did my laundry and thus there are a lot less underwear on the ground for him to try and steal from me and hide.
8. Every time I come home recently I turn on these crazy colored lights outside (ESPY has never seen outdoor lights before)
7. There are also strange white lights on the staircase (in non-puppy talk, garland with lights along the stairs)
6. I keep coming home with different bags of things that aren't for him (he doesn't get THAT many presents)
5. There's a fire on the TV (I love on demand fireplace, and its even in HD)
4. What used to be pictures and decorations are presents. What the dog doesn't realize is that I wrapped my pictures IN wrapping paper... Very tricky I know!
3. It actually smells really good in my house. Between good smelling candles and Christmas baking, house smells great!
2. There's a lot more foliage inside the house than outside. (ESPY must not realize the Christmas tree is fake)
1. I am dancing around the house, listening to Christmas music, drinking a glass of wine, and putting up the tree (definitely not an everyday occurrence for a dog).
Oh Christmas, how much joy you bring!
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